Mom: What do you want for Christmas sweetie?
Me: Equality for all races and a better justice system
"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."
— (via forebidden)
(via he-ismypoetry)
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
(Source: ven0moth, via he-ismypoetry)
internet speech styles
thereschemicalskeepingustogether:
• teenager who has never heard of a capital letter
• Sarcastic middle-aged lady. If you don’t appreciate that, you can go fuck yourself hun. (:
• I Write Sentences Like They Are Fall Out Boy Song Titles
• lolzOR i’M rAnDoM!!!1!!11!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOL
• I DONT GIVE A FACK ABOUT YOUR OPINION IM 12!!!1!1!1
• everything suddenly cHANGES IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD
• Hahahaha Lol I am new to the Internets. (; (; (; Funny
• 🌸🐚pale grunge pastel bubblegum pop blog here🐚🌸
(Source: ashleyfranqigane)
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
(Source: ouijasquiji, via suspend)
"‘Ah, the man is the head of the house.'”
“Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head whatever way she wants."
“Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head whatever way she wants."
— My Big Fat Greek Wedding (via ninakathawa)
(Source: kaylakathawa)